man on trial

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 11-Apr-2009 10:13:52

A Man on Trial

A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor was called as a witness. The defense attorney asked, "Did you ever get any cocaine or other drugs from the defendant?"
"No sir," answered the man.
"Did you ever get any from his wife?"
"No sir."
"Did you ever get any from his daughters?"
"Uh--excuse me sir," the witness said, "but we're still talking about drugs here, right?"

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 11-Apr-2009 16:19:18

lmao, fabulous!!

Post 3 by Nicky (And I aprove this message.) on Saturday, 11-Apr-2009 18:36:26

I liked that

Post 4 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 11-Apr-2009 20:45:54

Wowwww! That joke was so predictable. As soon as the defense attorney asked if the guy had gotten any from his wife, I knew exactly where the joke was going.
Funny.

Post 5 by SEPTEMBER-TWILIGHT (CAN I TALK? PLEASE?) on Saturday, 11-Apr-2009 22:50:24

hahah, actually, I really wasn't expecting that at all, good one becky

Post 6 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Sunday, 12-Apr-2009 15:13:49

haha, awesome.

Post 7 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Saturday, 02-May-2009 14:48:48

Wow! That's funny.